Today I met a wizard

"SKINS" Open Mic: Kim Selling from Champ Ensminger on Vimeo.




this is a video of me from a couple weeks ago performing a poem i wrote called ‘fat bottomed girls’. if you want the full script of the poem, just throw me a line through the ask box.

i’m so hyped this is finally ready to show. GOD I’M SO GOOGLE-ABLE NOW.

i’ve had the most annoying week dealing w/ fatphobic dummies (specifically white first wave tumblr feminists ughhhhhhhhhhhh how can u think that menstrual art is the final frontier when u havent even tried to understand intersectionalityyyy ughhhhhhhhhhhh) so i’m throwin this around again // if anyone wants to talk about physical stereotyping or racialization of those stereotypes or hypersexualization of fat bodies or how cute u look today, msg me whatever u want

my all time fave.


My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.





This is Foo-Chan, the Japanese equivalent of Grumpy Cat. But instead of being grumpy, he just looks like he’s disappointed all of the time. 



omg it’s my own grumpy cat counterpart.

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